people and their fantastic ideas

some guy left this comment on this article i was reading. it's absolutely brilliant...

"I actually had this idea to buy a big chunk of land and a plane, let people who want to commit suicide get on board, give each one of them a parachute and let em jump. If they don't open it it's free, and all of their belongings go to their families. If they decide to pull the lever they owe me 5% of whatever is on their bank-account. If I could find a legal way to go through with this, I'd soon be rich and saved many lives."

-[http://www.cracked.com/article_15658_ten-minute-suicide-guide.html]